http://www.veryvulgar.com Vulgar stuff at work here. Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:38:09 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en There's something superficially relieving about posting your deepest thoughts and ponderings onto a blog all the while hiding behind the veil of anonymity. Even as I write this I'm hesitant to go ahead and click the Save button - as if all my privy and utmost intimate thoughts are suddenly ... http://www.veryvulgar.com/2008/08/23/a-quirky-and-irreverent-title/ This is a drink that tastes great AND it’s good for you. People want to drink them in cafes and bars, clubs, and hotels. Smoothies are increasingly being seen as a meal replacement – many see them as an entire healthy meal in a glass. They are the ultimate fast ... http://www.veryvulgar.com/2008/08/11/smoothie-franchises-available/ So I was out travelling the other week and went to an acupuncture place I found on a local directory website called Local Worm. Here's the link I found whilst on Google: Acupuncture in Yuma. http://www.veryvulgar.com/2008/07/17/acupuncture-services-in-yuma-az/ It's been 420 all night. Sorry. http://www.veryvulgar.com/2008/03/11/sorry-no-updates-today/ It's true: I'm back with another update after months of neglect. And I have a treasure trove of goodies to bring you over the coming days, my children. To kick this off, I'm doing a special feature on...REFLECTOPORN. No explanation is needed as we delve into this bizarre world. http://www.veryvulgar.com/2008/02/29/reflectoporn/ At first, I thought that there wasn’t much to say about Vikings. I've been watching TechnoViking on YouTube quite a lot, but everyone knows he isn't a genuine Viking anyway. I considered giving them the benefit of the doubt and broadening the General Banter category to include virtually all barbarian ... http://www.veryvulgar.com/2008/01/18/omg-ponies/ Why does everything have weird names? Every container, shelf, cabinet or appliance had some odd name, as if people from Planet Sweden anthropomorphized these objects, naming each one they encountered as best they could: BESTA HEDDA BJARNUM ... http://www.veryvulgar.com/2008/01/09/the-ikea-naming-system/ 5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 2. "Did you ever ... http://www.veryvulgar.com/2007/11/26/5-things-to-say-when-youre-caught-sleeping-at-your-desk/ I'm feeling lazy, and this blog needs an update. No more bitchiness!! Just good quality plagiarized lists and the like from now on, until I can be arsed to write a proper post. So here it is. Yawn. 1) You don't need to worry about drinking and driving, although it does ... http://www.veryvulgar.com/2007/11/10/7-reasons-why-it-must-be-great-to-be-rich/ Hello, my fellow reader(s?), please allow me to get something off my chest for a moment. I’m fed up with the people I care for the most taking me for a constant, never-ending ride. Before you turn away and think you’ve heard this all before, stick with me for a ... http://www.veryvulgar.com/2007/09/26/am-i-a-cunt/