I’m feeling lazy, and this blog needs an update. No more bitchiness!! Just good quality plagiarized lists and the like from now on, until I can be arsed to write a proper post. So here it is. Yawn.
1) You don’t need to worry about drinking and driving, although it does pay to check that your chauffeur’s hip flask does only contain water every once in a while.
2) You don’t have to worry each year about filing a tax return. Your accountant makes sure you don’t pay tax.
3) Your parents don’t care if you crash the car.
4) You can use your body clock in the mornings, not the alarm clock.
5) Why rent a porn video when you can rent the porn star?
6) You don’t have to worry about how expensive this petrol station is compared with the rest.
7) You can use a new razor blade every time you shave without feeling wasteful.
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