Hello, my fellow reader(s?), please allow me to get something off my chest for a moment. I’m fed up with the people I care for the most taking me for a constant, never-ending ride. Before you turn away and think you’ve heard this all before, stick with me for a moment longer - you might […]

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The legends preceded it: chocolate so dark it ceased to taste like chocolate. Chocolate so intense it required cautionary statements. Chocolate so fine it cost £75 per kilo.
Such purity is exceptionally rare. A normal Cadbury’s Dairy Milk bar is rumoured to contain about 11% cocoa. The “Dark” chocolate Dairy Milk bar is just 40% […]

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