Can you believe this shit?

Some chinaman has skimmed my debit card. I lost £935 to some ching-chong scammer. I wouldn’t actually give a shit if my bank were happy to refund it immediately, but they aren’t. Alas, I have to wait WEEKS while they “investigate” what happened. It’s nice to know they stopped my card immediately though, thanks for that. How about stopping it happen in the first place? Apparently, just in case I flew out to Malaysia myself and spent £935, they have to “investigate” it. So instead of me being defrauded, it’s possible that I might be trying defraud the bank, by defrauding myself, although I’m not actually defrauding myself. Oh, fuck off. I don’t even know what you can buy in Malaysia for £935 GBP.

I am fucked now. My rent is due in less than 8 days. I can’t borrow the money from my parents because they are skint. My friend Gary is ignoring my txts. This is fucking bollocks. My credit rating will get skull-fucked very soon.

Anyway. In other news: VeryVulgar.com is proud to present: Criminals with tattooed faces!!

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