Some chinaman has skimmed my debit card. I lost £935 to some ching-chong scammer. I wouldn’t actually give a shit if my bank were happy to refund it immediately, but they aren’t. Alas, I have to wait WEEKS while they “investigate” what happened. It’s nice to know they stopped my card immediately though, thanks for […]

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I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents’ swimming pool. With one deep breath, I’d kick my way to the bottom and slip off my swim trucks. I’d sit down there for two, three, four minutes. Just from jacking off, I had […]

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