I don’t know why I am putting these up here, I really don’t. If you’re interested in such things, I guess that’s your bag. Personally, I find it fucking rank, especially the last photograph. Why would anyone say they have an 8″ cock and then on the exact same page include a photograph depicting the opposite?! My schlong isn’t massive by most measures, but I’d never boast about goods I am NOT packing.
I’m putting these here because I thought It would allow me to add something back to the “blogosphere”, it’s about time I gave something back after all!!!! Precious few people appear to have these in their possession, for some fucking reason! So share away…
In other news: Quit Complaining About Your Job!!
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24 comments for " Perez Hilton Nude. "
June 7 2007
Yum. Especially liking the cock outline on the last one.
June 7 2007
You don’t think that would be 8″ in erecto?
June 8 2007
First, WTF are you talking about? That would definitely be an 8″ cock when erect. Yum! Second, while there is a similarity that is NOT Perez Hilton.
June 9 2007
I think you’ll find it is him… Look at his face, he looks the same.
June 9 2007
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE SEES THIS!!
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING HIM THAT KARMA IS A BITCH AND ONE DAY HE’LL GET BIT - THIS IS SAD THE WAY HE IS COMPLETELY CHASING COCK, I MEAN NOTHING AGAINST GAY BUT DESPERATION IS SAD FOR ANYWAY YOU SWING IT! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU MAKE YOURSELF OUT TO BE SUCH A BIG BAD ASS THAT TALKS DOWN ON OTHERS..
THANK YOU FOR POSTING, PAULA ABDUL THANKS YOU AS WELL
June 9 2007
Those were taken a while back when the guy was slimmer. It is him (Perez Hilton) and he’s made no bones (pardon the pun) about it. Typical gay man showing his rod off on a gay pick up site hoping to get laid. Bless him. He looked good slimmer too. I’m sure it’s shrunk with his weight gain. Just hope he practises safe sex (if he still gets laid that is). Either way it’s old news.
June 9 2007
first of all the word comments above is mispelled (The irony! - Ed). second— what a small cock. I would run from something that small. he should be ashamed to pull his pants down for the camera for a little thing like that
June 9 2007
WTFYTA?!!?
That is not a small cock! Unless you’re a total size queen.
He was hot then
June 9 2007
While I dislike Perez a LOT, I have to agree that that is NOT a small dick. It’s not even close to the biggest I’ve ever seen, but it’s not small. And since it’s not erect, yeah, he’s doin’ alright.
Now I’m angry you made me defend Perez….LOL
June 9 2007
I love this site!!!!!!!! I hope you guys continue to post good stuff. Old new or new, your perspective I like (although on a technicality, I have to agree, it does not appear that small, as enticing as that prospect would be). Mario is a top? Que??????????? I would have though vers, at least.
June 10 2007
It looks like it is a good size to me. I’m sure it is 8″ when erect. Most guys would like to be his size flacid when they are hard! Whoever thinks this is a small cock needs their head examined or they are too used to the photoshopped ones.
June 12 2007
Small balls
June 12 2007
I agree with most everybody else here. That is definitely NOT small. Not crazy-big, but a good, decent size. He has nothing to be ashamed of.
He needs to start to work out again, though. He really looked tons better when he was in shape.
June 16 2007
Perez fucking Hilton - nude!!!! Seen it and do not want to see it again, still feeling the revulsion. When you guys are done checking those photos out then come over and join up with us on - www.lost.eu/511a1 - see y’all soon.
June 20 2007
Damn, Perez looked like such a hottie!! Like someone said he really needs to exercise again. He has seriously gone downhill!!!
June 20 2007
he was in good shape —then. SFW. now he has his own site, you all flock to it anyway and then talk your trash. leave perez alone . its all the brainwashed people like you that make the world suck. celebrity celebrity this that, can you find europe on a map?
June 20 2007
The above person is RETARDED!!! People can make fun of Perez, just like he makes fun of everybody else. So what if they look at his website, and make fun of him??? You are DUMB.
June 20 2007
Pigez is one desperate dumbfuck and his cock is ugly. No wonder he worships that Nazi whore Paris - he can’t get laid.
June 27 2007
I just wish he would restore his comments - I used to love insulting that cock!
July 11 2007
huba-huba
October 15 2007
Man perez was so fucking gorgeous..nice dick lol…I think his husky body made him famous and more approachable..totally HOT LOVE PEREZ!
for all the haterz, suck ON that!!
XOXOX
van
January 31 2008
Bitch plz !!!!!!! that is almost certainly 8inches erect. And not bad if I do say so my self and I Do . I also say Preze YOU BETTER WORK !!!!! as for Miss blogger don’t quit your day job and stop haten cause you aint him
June 7 2008
That is so not him. He more than likely photoshopped his own head onto it and then made that profile. Perez aka Mario has always been fat, does anyone not remember about 5 or 6 years ago when he went on that celebrity workout show to get Madonna’s body, he was a lazy lard ass then and hes a lazy lard ass now.
July 19 2008
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